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    shit they'll never wanna talk to me again

poemsingreenink:

hyenaspotz:

I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.

Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in years.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night (via wingsunfurled)

free-parking:

Francis Alÿs, Nightwatch, 2004.  

Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.

He who jumps into the void owes no explanation to those who stand and watch.
Jean Luc Godard (via memoriastoica)

mismatchedmama:

lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

Awesome! I love it.

renamonkalou:

"The Throne of South Africa"
Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa

renamonkalou:

"The Throne of South Africa"

Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa

cumbertrekky:

sherlockingmyhouse:

Simon Pegg and Amanda Abbington are having Cumberbatch dirty sex talk, please never stop.

Such sods

cumbertrekky:

sherlockingmyhouse:

Simon Pegg and Amanda Abbington are having Cumberbatch dirty sex talk, please never stop.

Such sods

October is when Tumblr (and apparently, all of the rest of the world) makes everything orange and pumpkiny.
This is what I think of when I think of October. This is my hometown, and right now I’m a little homesick, as it’s going to be another whole year before I get to see these trees in bloom again.

October is when Tumblr (and apparently, all of the rest of the world) makes everything orange and pumpkiny.

This is what I think of when I think of October. This is my hometown, and right now I’m a little homesick, as it’s going to be another whole year before I get to see these trees in bloom again.

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

myjetpack:

My book of cartoons ‘You’re All Just Jealous of my Jetpack’ is available now:US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1770461043UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1770461043Other stockists and info at www.tomgauld.com(you can also buy prints there).

myjetpack:

My book of cartoons ‘You’re All Just Jealous of my Jetpack’ is available now:
US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1770461043
UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1770461043
Other stockists and info at www.tomgauld.com
(you can also buy prints there).

Will you watch your ruddy language? My ears are not a toilet.