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derangedbutterfly:

i love this exchange.

lizclimo:

impressive 

lizclimo:

impressive 

bootblackboy:

from the bottom of my dripping tar black heart

bootblackboy:

from the bottom of my dripping tar black heart

kaets:

this is the most relatable vine i’ve ever watched

sugar-soul:

This isn’t my typical type of post but it is super important.

If you catcall at someone *especially someone you don’t know* you’re not only coming off as a total disgusting creep but you’re also driving the stigma that women are solely there for your entertainment which is one of the grossest ideas ever.

It’s not flattering

It’s not a compliment

It’s a way dehumanize women and turn them into sexual objects

If you really want to impress a lady treat her like a human fucking being and keep your nasty comments to yourself.

ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

but it has 

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea

Boudica: the Headhunter Queen (20s?-60 AD)

rejectedprincesses:

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At the height of its power, Rome once seriously considered giving up its British holdings entirely. The reason? Queen Boudica, whose brutal revenge spree made her the Roman bogeyman for generations. She killed 70,000 people, burnt London to the ground, established herself as the most famous headhunter of all time - and to this day, Britain loves her for it.

You can stop emailing me about her now. More after the cut.

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thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

sarge-78:

theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?

They couldn’t fit it on a chart.

  • Odin:

    Loki, son, I need to talk to you.

  • Loki:

    Yes, Father?

  • Odin:

    You are becoming a young man. There are some things in your past that may come to light and your mother and I haven't told you before in fear it would upset you.

  • Loki:

    ... Yes?

  • Odin:

    At the final battle of Jotunheim, I found an infant. It was small and malnourished - a child Laufey sought not to claim for its power was in magic, not in physical strength.

  • Loki:

    ...

  • Odin:

    I took you from that battle, son, and your mother and I have loved you ever since.

  • Loki:

    Sssso... this is why you prefer Thor.

  • Odin:

    This is why I spend so much more time with Thor, yes. He is like me in that he has a temper to be tamed and physical strength he allows to take over when that anger boils over. Your mother is talented with magic and is clever with words as you are. Me being more like Thor doesn't make me love you any less than I love him.

  • Loki:

    ... Does Thor know?

  • Odin:

    He will if you wish him to.

  • Loki:

    We aren't family, then.

  • Odin:

    You are my son by love as your mother is my wife by marriage. Blood means little in the way of kin.

  • Loki:

    But I can't become king of Asgard.

  • Odin:

    ... Which is another reason I spend so much time with your headstrong brother as he'll eventually have to do public speaking outside of 'thor swing hammer' and he doesn't have the gilded tongue you do.

  • Loki:

    Ah. Well. ... Okay.

  • Odin:

    Okay?

  • Loki:

    Okay. ... So he isn't your favorite?

  • Odin:

    Your mother is my favorite.

  • and thus the entire movie line was avoided.

I find it hard to name the one book that was so damn delightful it changed my life. The truth is, they have all changed my life, every single one of them—even the ones I hated. Books are my version of “experiences.” I’m made of them.

tinadolloffends:

djavjr:

ambitiousbard:

bloominrose:

werewolf1992:

darkwingsnark:

polerin:

20daysofjune:

videohall:

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed

BRUH

Woah.

"And that’s why I have job security"
Well played.

ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkk man wow this is so great

This was such a fun little segment from “I Know That Voice!”

If you’re even remotely just thinking about becoming a voice actor, I IMPLORE you to watch “I Know That Voice!”, it’s absolutely fantastic, fun, and very educational, not to mention incredibly inspiring.

aww hes so proud of his abilities

The movie is on netflix ya’ll!!!